Cornholio!

A good mommy does NOT allow her almost 3 year old to watch Beavis and Butthead.  Nor does she allow him to drink coffee and turn into Cornholio.  Even if it was more of a latte...  and he didn't really drink all that much.

Cheesy Puffs...

A good mommy does NOT let her almost 3 year old son take a bag of cheesy puffs from the table at a picnic and eat them all himself.  Regardless of efficiency for the toddler's poor eating habits, it's simply rude to the other guests.

And if this happened, a good mommy certainly would have had her camera with her for photographic evidence so she didn't have to resort to using "Paint" to illustrate her point.